How to be annoying

How to be annoying



1. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others
that you "like it that way."


2. Drum on every available surface.


3. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.


4. Staple papers in the middle of the page.


5. Ask 800 operators for dates.


6. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copy warnings.


7. Sew anti-theft detector strips into people's backpacks.


8. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.


9. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."


10. Set alarms for random times.


11. Buy large quantities of mint dental floss just to lick the flavor off.


12. Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.


13. Honk and wave to strangers.


14. Dress only in clothes colored Hunter's Orange.


15. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.


16. Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climactic parts of rental movies.


17. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complementary mints by the
cash register.


18. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.


19. only type in lowercase.


20. dont use any punctuation either.


21. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.


22. Pay for your dinner with pennies.


23. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.


24. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times:
"Do you hear that?"
"What?"
"Never mind, it's gone now."


25. Light road flares on a birthday cake.


26. Wander around the restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.


27. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.


28. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.


29. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.


30. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.