Chinese vs. English

Chinese vs. English



1. Ai Bang Mai Ne I bumped into the coffee table


2. Ar U Wun Tu A gay liberation greeting


3. Chin Tu Fat You need a face lift


4. Dum Gai A stupid person


5. Gun Pao Der An ancient Chinese invention


6. Hu Flung Dung Which one of you fertilized the field?


7. Hu Yu Hai Ding We have reason to believe you are harboring a fugitive


8. Jan Ne Ka Sun A former late night talk show host


9. Kum Hia Approach me


10. Lao Ze Sho Gilligan's Island


11. Lao Zi Not very good


12. Lin Ching An illegal execution


13. Moon Lan Ding A great achievement of the American space program


14. Ne Ahn A lighting fixture used in advertising signs


15. Shai Gai A bashful person


16. Tai Ne Bae Be A premature infant


17. Tai Ne Po Ne A small horse


18. Ten Ding Ba Serving drinks to people


19. Wan Bum Lung A person with T.B.


20. Yu Mai Te Tan Your vacation in Hawaii agrees with you


21. Wa Shing Kah Cleaning an automobile


22. Wai So Dim Are you trying to save electricity?


23. Wai U Shao Ting There is no reason to raise your voice